http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvQKoq8QjbM

Good day my officers, whom art like my mothers, as thou hast seen me in light only a mother would. As thou know about mother father and me.
ANyways:

In and with situations like these, when a device or devices is attached to the body,
one must 
a/ first place a barrier of iron or steel, (or like) between it and the body.
b/ then save the head, thrown either a/ sand or caste (galvanise) the whole body. 
then hope for the best.